reverse racism is like if u punched someone in the face and then they hit u back and you got mad and yelled about how they’re being mean to you
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you touched my heeaaart you touched my sooouul
you changed my liiiife and all my goals
and love is bliiind and that I knew when
my heart was blinded byyyy you
reverse racism is like if u punched someone in the face and then they hit u back and you got mad and yelled about how they’re being mean to you
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In Honor of International Women’s Day: Favorite one liners from bad ass females.
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Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.
This is perfect
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usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
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science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
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Sherlock in France is the story a genius detective, Sherlock Holmes, who lives in Paris with his lover Jean Watson.
They live in 221bis rue des boulangers. (Seriously. There is a rue des boulangers at Paris. THIS IS HAPPENING GUZ. XD)
They live there with madame Hudson, the maid.
Sherlock Holmes is recognazible thanks to his béret. It’s a sort of death frisbee.
Casually bringing this masterpiece back
Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit
listen to what he says
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Tom Riddle casually enjoying his morning latte.
shows up 15 minutes late to the chamber of secrets with starbucks
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